❤.::URUSAN'S NAPTIME::.❤

Vocalists are bitches

2008-05-19T04:43:05Z

CRAZYSHIT ..i've been updating everywhere its such a pain, except here ;D
after all i love telling stories <3
new stuff in my life :
dreads (i love these things i cant stop chatting bout them)
still havent gotten my picture back from that chik ;D
(she must have gotten the design job)
currently failing math
attended grad nite & prom
planning to attend another grad nite
another saturday school (just a movie and a muffin this time)
been replacing my English class for Art class ;D heh
saw a cute super junior look alike eye candy ehhh *sneaky eyes
got a job as a tattoo artist with friend when am in college
(lets see him keep that promise) lol
got new mood theme ..

ill stop with the random shit now .lol

*rehersal* for debuting single

" Gomen ne ato sukoshi
Anata no namae to nemurasettteee*COUGH* ..

ruki: *singing*...*choking*AHHHhhCOUGH* EL *COUGH *on knees*
Kai: ahhhh someone give him mouth to mouth!
Reita: *blows bass over ruki*
*knocked unconsious*
aoi: wtf reita!
uruha: *pokes*
Reita: oooooh cmon like you were gonna give him cpr" bitch
Aoi: well i didnt get the chance with your anger management kicking in every hour
Reita: you know what ! STFU !MAN ITS hard to controll when this bitch
is always fucking up all the times *kiks unconsious ruki*

kai: *scared* wheres my cellphone..*looks around* *starts crawling on floor*

30mins later
Aoi: SO! what can you do! he's the vocalist! your just bass!
Reita: *raises bass*
Uruha: *stands in front of aoi* STOP! reita-chan ! we're all bass or electric or
even drums,but in the end we really do matter ...really ..*stares*... AHHHH! DONT HIT ME!
Kai: *in corner on cellphone* hey aki can you get the peramdeics over here..
.
Aki: why? what did reita do now
.
kai: nothin..he just blewrukiovertheheadwiththebass no big deal ne.???
.
Aki: whaa?.. okky.

*CRASH*

kai: HURRY!!

-end of call 2:12mins-

30mins later
Paramedics: he's alive! *tired of giving CPR*

Ruki: *adjusts shirt* hmp all the energy i put into this band

reita: what energy. *clutches broken bass*

kai: umm HEY WHO WANTS SOME FRENCH TOAST!
reita: *blows bass over kai*
aoi: WTF! REITA!! D<
reita: OHHH like you were gonna eat it! D<
uruha: *looks away*
aoi: *sighs*
ruki: *texting* *rolls eyes*

reita: WELL! dont stand there hurry up and order in before the dork wakes up!

----------HEY HEY with MIYABI!"international [LIVE]
Host: HEY HEY!! TODAY'S SHOW WILL BE HAVING SOME FUN WITH MIYAVI!
AT L.A's STREETS!
*cameras turn to miyavi*
camara 1st guy: where he'd go?!
2guy: damnit we lost him
Host:
1st guy: maybe if we spilt up.we ca--
BOOO!
2guy: AHHHH !!DX
1stguy: O_- found him

MIYAVI: YAAAAA *starts slapping guitar*

Host: OKAY MIYAVI ! MIYAVI look at meh Miyavi *gets slapped*

MIYAVI: YYYAHHAAAAA *runs off to th streets*

Host: ughh WELL DONT STAND THERE GET HIM!!

*fat camera men start running*

"where is miyavi going ..??! mexican resturant? maybe

well am gonna cut it short for today for being a genuis (inside joke)
cause kai's gonna be free next year !! C=<

" 45 Sweets Challenge "

2008-03-31T04:03:56Z

long time nu see guys (missed you all ~~*hugs napkin comedies*~~

overall nothing new just cutting my bangs, um thinking of a tattoo,but
dunno what, and wanting to dye half my head pink..but not sure..
,and i've been sketching randomsly (thats all i do at school really its too
easy ..well not kai easy but easy enough (cuz that girl ish a genius) XD

spring vacation has been boring i rather be in school joking around in
class, but i guess i needed some rest. + i learned to play softball !
hurts though.

enough with meh time to warm up.

"HEY HEY KITCHEN SHOW!!"

KAI VS. REITA
"eating all 45 sweets"

     LIVE channel 05

ANNOUCER: "WHO WILL MAKE IT!!" *game music*

"The challenge for are next two contestents will be held
in the delicious lolita known bakery of shibuya !"MOKY'S CAFE!"

*dramatic sound affects*

" head to head will be our only and most famous band members
of GAZETTE!! REITA-CHAN! AND KAI-CHAN!!! "

*fangirl screams from outside of bakery*

nessy: i dont see this safe ._. *stares at banging windows*

bou: AHHH!! the GAZETTE! *giggly* huh. well sure its safe watch *heads out from back door*

FANGIRLS: KAI-CHAN! I LOVE YOU MARRY MEH REITA-CHAN. HAVE MY BABY!! AHHH!!
AHHHH *girls get hosed down* *screams*

4mins later

bou: *heads back inside* that should last a few minutes. *sips latte*

nessy: *stares at shivering fangirls* hmmm...this is crazy.

-----back in the limo----
ruki: try to eat something kai *serious tone*

kai: *on gameboy* uhuh.

ruki: kai listen to me, dont make us look bad you dork

kai: *beep* level up* YAAAA!! what? *blank stare*

ruki: UGHHH REITA! *turns on to new victem* REITA!!!

urusan: *scared*

reita: *frozen still with sunglasses*

urusan: ummm..ruki i think hes sleeping...

ruki: WELL! THAT SKANK WAS UP ALL NIGHT! DOING HIS--

Driver: umm we're here

-------------------------back into the media filled cafe---

ANNOUCER: IT SEEMS GAZETTE HAS JUST ARRIVED!! *guren background song*
ITS SEEMS REITACHAN AND KAI-CHAN! are stepping out of the limo
now there heading inside surrounded by security ...now kai is racing to the door,
and reita just won.

hahah OKAY! WELCOME! GUYS TO THE HEY HEY KITCHEN SPECIAL!
HOW YOU FEELIN ABOUT THIS!

Reita: ohh *awake* I FEEL READY TO WIN~! *punches host*

Host: OW! okay thats great

Host: ALRIGHT LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN THEN!!!

-----reita and kai are taking a seat while the maids come in with the fisrt dessert --

"First up is moky's jelly filled rolls"

Reita: *grabs fork and knife* LETS DO THIS SHIT!

Kai: okay but not too much am watching my weight.. *takes fork*

----------------among the cafe maids..
bou: hmmmm reita doesnt like sweets..

nessy: "everyone likes sweets bou"

bou: nu they dont D< look at kai *points through little window*

Kai: AHHHHH! *punches dough* I *punch* HATE *punch* SUGAR! *punch*
     *runs off to frost cupcakes*
     ewwww *squezzes baggie* ewwwww.

bou: well well *sips coffee* now prove meh wrong *watches*

.......................bak to the HEY HEY! challenge [on 20th dessert]

KAI: :D WHATS NEXT! *sugar rush* !!! *bounces on chair*

Reita: uhhhg. *weak* bring it

Kai: OHHH THERE COMING!!! AND ITS BROWN!!

Reita: *thinks* (if i dont see it i wont barf.just swallow and keep it down till this is over)

Kai: OHHHH LOOK REITA LOOK! ITS GREEN! oohhh you guys got meh i thought it was chocolate *giggly*

*maids refill*

Reita: NO bring meh sake no more tea.

*maid runs off to find sake*

Maid: BOU BOU! do we have sake !??!

Bou: ya but not for you hmp. *elbows nessy* pfff this chik thinks we can drink on the job weell let meh tell joo something--

Maid: NO! for reita-chan

Bou: D; hey hey watch the tone ohhhhh. ya behind the coffee machine

.......................................[30th dessert]

KAI: I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! *liks plate*

Reita: uhhhh my stomach..

Kai: are you gonna eat that !!! *eyeballs reita's untouched cake*

Reita: NO! DONT TOUCH IT! *hugs plate* am going to eat am just digesting thats all..

Kai: hmmp. wheres my next sweet then *looks around*

-------------------------bak in kitchen-----
BOOOM!

kaiponpon: *COUGH* DONT PANIC OKAY i think i might have just blown up the oven.oh and maybe blondie..too heheh.

nessy: WHAT! what about the rest of the sweets!! *panic*

kaiponpon: just use some of the diplay ones *throws off apron* its not like the dorks will know the diffrence . am taking a smoke. *walks off in creppers*

Bou: nobodies told her about gazette huh.

nessy: i guess not .

--------------------- 35th sweet.....

KAI: *pops cream puff into his mouth* THIS STUFF ROCKS! *shows camera*

Reita: your gonna get fat . tubby

Kai: *hurt* NO AM NOT they said everything here is healthy so its good for you hmp.

Reita: there lying tubby *eyebrow raise*

Kai: *mouth full* *scoots farther away from reita*

39th dessert "5 layered coffee white chocolate cake"

Kai: WERE ALMOST THERE !

Host: O_O yes yes you are i dont know how BUT GAZETTE MIGHT JUST BEAT DANGER GANG'S RECORDDDD!!
ROLL A PIECE OF THAT!

AMAZING!

.............40th dessert.

rainbow l'arc en ceil inspi' cupcake

Kai: *drinks milk* while cutting cupcake into peices

Reita : NOOO MORE

Kai: why not. D=<

Reita: F@^# THIS S^#& I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE !
TAKE YOUR F^&#$ CAMERAS OFF OF ME YOU B*^#@^#
.......*grabs stomach*
AM GONNA>.UHHHG *throws up in bucket*

Kai: ewwww get away..*scoots chair away*

....5 cakes after and reita hospitalized

KAI-CHAN IS OUR NEW WINNER! ON HEY HEY!
HOW DO YOU FEEL KAI-CHAN! ?!

Kai: um well kinda full. but I would like to thank my mom, dad, ruki,
uru, umm not reita beacause he's a quitter, and moky's for all the
great sweets! *waves at camera*

Host: OKAY! AND IT SEEM THIS IS THE END TO OUR DESSERT SPECIAL
BUT TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR OUR NEXT GUESTS MIYAVI!! WHAT WILL WE
MAKE HIM DO !?! *audience laugh*

the end lol well i wanted to make another mini about how vocalists are bitches
and cmon its true , sorri about not having kai in wonderland out yet (please go annoy bou (candylala)
who wont finsh up :p XDD
love ya .

.

Candyholicism 's Questioniere Awnsered

2008-02-03T05:44:32Z

TADA! phew that was kinda tough. but i finshed enjoy .kuro <3 (and to anyone else reading this entry)

1. how did you discover jrock?

Answer: well ..it all started when I danced to jpop, I found this smexy looking carmel color headed dude,
   (uruha) in a picture, soon after that I was a fan of Gazette 8D *the memories* (ruki's voice is just
               addicting (thats why he should quit smoking ;D). After Gazette it was An Cafe then Miyavi, then Dir
               En Grey ..and much more . How did I find VK ? by searching Harajuku fashion, i came across
               oshare and vk where it eventually lead to its music <3

2. what is your own theory on why reita wears a noseband?

Answer: LOL i have a THEORY! *thinks over plan* its either his face has a pale line across it after all those
years of never taking it off, XDD or....hes just really really REALLY shy about it..( as you can see i have nu clue)

3. love or money?

Answer: owwie a toughie but since am buddahist i dont do the material thing
(sum peeps think money buys love,yet it has failed) I chose love .. not soul mate
"no matter how much you love someone you cant become one" I want to find
some one who will correct my flaws and who i can support the same way.

4. what what careers have you considered/considering?

Answer: Aha what will life give meh? ive have already chosen to be a fashion designer,
and have even been prasied by my teachers and friends that art is my thing. Yet something
tells me I will do fashion and something else..in the art major. Otherwise i will also stick
by bouponpon's side (my sis) to be her story boardist on one day to publish one of our
hilarious mangas <3

5. what would happen if there was such thing as a jrock 'big brother' reality show (if you dont have that show over where you live, its like a bunch of random people living under one roof and they slowly get voted out and the last one left is the winner ;D) so what would happen if the gazette, dir en grey, an cafe, miyavi, gackt, mana, hyde and yoshiki lived under one roof? who will win? and why? xD

Answer: LOL! OH GOSH!! i have to do this ...........

BIG BRO. " all the stars under one roof"
LAST time we left our contestants to survive on there own, we saw violence, ! broken hearts, AND secret affiars!
lets continue shall we..

MORNING IN THE VK HOUSE

MIyavi: AHHHHhh *stretches on top of slepping ruki*

Ruki: *starts to wake up* uhhh...whaaa WHAAAA!! HOW DID YOU GET IN HEREEE!!

Miyavi: *grins* dont you remember last night ruki *leans in* huh ...when you--

BAM!*door slams open*

Reita: I KNEW YOU WERE IN HERE! BASTARD! RUN RUKI! *SPRAYS FIRE EXTINGUISHER*

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh* *smoke in room*

Ruki: AHH!! WHOS GRABBING MY LEG!!

Reita: I GOT IT! *takes bat* *swings like crazy*

--------------------------Downstairs to Master kitchen---------------

Kyo: *eating lucky charms*

BOOM BAM BOOM BAM..

looks up*

"wtf" i

GOOD MORNING! -uruha

uruha: whats all the racket up there.?

Mana: *in fridge* who the hell knows..*takes out milk*

*sets on counter, starts to search for some kind of cereal besides lucky charms*

GOOODD MORRNING!! MY LOSERS! *sings*

Miyavi: *drinks milk from cartoon* ahhhh THATS GOOD

Mana: (my milk) *shock*

Kyo: why havent you been voted off yet ?!

Miayvi: *shrugs* cuz am sexy *sings*

-----------BACK UPSTAIRS in ruki's room-----------

*smoke has died down somewhat*

reita: *huffing* where is HE!!! *WHACK* YAAA! I GOT HIM!!!

*smoke dies down*

Ruki: ummm no you got teruki...

Teruki: *knocked out flat on floor*

reita: HURRY! HIDE THE EVIDENCE! *throws teruki at ruki*

Ruki: *doesnt catch teruki*

Miku: *peaks in* HEY! guyz umm have you seen teruki..i saw him run by here..and i--

Reita: *slowly pushes teruki's arm under the bed* NOPE! Havent see the loser anywhere..

Miku: its teruki. *walks off* TERUKI! WHERE ARE YOU!

Ruki: is this allowed..

Reita: STFU!! THIS NEVER HAPPENED!! GOT IT

Ruki: *gulp* *nods*

Kai: *outside door* (saw everything) O__O

Reita: *smiles* *takes bat from behind* come here kai...best buddy.

Kai: AHHHHH!! *runs off* HELP MEH!! *SHAKES CAMERA GUY* SAVE MEH!!

Camera dude: awesome .

------------------------------------------------living room----------------

Hyde: ohhh gackt that tickles...

Gackt: *kisses* hmmm

Hyde: *chuckles* *takes out a smoke*

*walks in*

Yoshiki: guys have you seen my...OMG!! PUT SOMETHING ON!! *runs off*

Gackt: O_O i dont look bad naked do i hyde ?

Hyde: *smoke* nah .

LOL ~~thats what I think it would be like !~~

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Junior High School Jrock "getting girls" PART 3

2008-01-23T06:09:33Z

LAST TIME....

class runs to desks ------------

Mr.Fujimoto: good morning..class. today------- *stares at sparawled miyavi on desk

Miyavi: hii..*weak*

------------------- after Reita's suspension for 2 days
1st period HISTORY.

Reita walks toward door...

Random girl: HEY!

*reita turns*

*SLAP*

Reita: WTF was that for HUH!

Random girl: CUZ YOU SUCK! *sticks out tongue* *walks down hall*

Reita: crazy bitch *opens 105 class*
------
---
-

Kai: REITA!! YOUR ALIVE *runs to hug reita*

Reita: AHHH ewww get off me you dork

Kai: *puppy eyes*

Reita: stop it!

Kai: *bigger puppy eyes*

Reita: *shoves through* HEY URU whats been up.
Uruha: *looks up from notebook* hey! ummm well I made the soccor team!
..and I beat my mile record..umm *bites pencil*

Reita: HEY! RUKI! *walks to ruki's desk* anything new happen ?!

Ruki: yep..*points at door* *hides face in book*

Miyavi: SO girls thats how that monster reita-san totally broke my legs ;o; *sad face*

school girls: AWWWWW MIYAVI!! HE's SOO MEAN!, YA!! HOW COULD HE! *cuddle miyavi*

"now now girls thats enough love for now..ohh look WHOs HERE"

Miyavi: *rolls wheelchair up to reita* hey there leg breaker .

*school girls follow him* "EWWW ITS YOU! *groupies glare at reita*

Reita: *in shock*

*bell rings*

Groupies: awwwwwww *each one caresses miyavi good bye*

Mr.Fujimoto: out out girls your late to your classes. *sigh* (what a generation)

Reita: *grabs miyavi's collar* YOU bastard

Miyavi: chill reita-san you cant possibly hurt a cripple. *evil grin*

Reita: *growls*

*rolls off to his seat next to ruki*

Mr.Fujimoto: now class we have a new student to our school. *beckons at door*

*door squeks open*

Maya walks in.

Miyavi: WHAAA what are you doing here you skank! go BACK TO YOUR OLD SCHOOL! BOOOOooo

MAYA: AND WHAT!! BITCH!! *waves hands like a thug* (hey its L.M.C)

Mr.fujimoto: MIYAVI!! CORNER!

Miyavi: but!

Mr.Fujimoto: MIYAVI! NOW

Miyavi: ahhhh *rolls to corner of class* *turns head around* DONT YOU SIT IN MY SEAT SKANK!

Mr Fujimoto: well Maya have a seat

*miyavi still yelling*

*maya sits in miyavi's seat*

......................LUNCH

"HOW HOW!! AND WHY! I DIDNT EVEN GET TIME TO BREAK HIS LEGS!"

Ruki: chill man , you didnt break his legs. I DID .

Reita: WHAT!!

Ruki: it all happened when i had to acompony him to the nurse...*guilty face*

-------------FLASHBACK--------------

Miyavi: cmon ruki hold my hand...*touches ruki's hand*

Ruki: *fear* dont touch me! *baks away* its not like you cant walk..

*walks down stairs with miayvi*

Miyavi: awwww your mean ..*evil grin* but my back hurts so much *hugs ruki from back* *bites*

Ruki: AHHHH!!! GET OFFF!!!! *TWIRLS around knocking miyavi off*

Miyavi: AHHHH! *rolls down stairs* AHHHHH..THUMP.. AHHHH *THUMP*

Ruki: OMFG! miyavi...*shaky* i killed him....

--------------------end of FLASHBACK-----------

Reita: and what. why isnt he dead!!

Ruki: your not mad..

Reita: *ignores* stupid miyavi why wont you die D<

Ruki: i mean after what you did ..for me.. i thought..

Reita: I KNOW!! ILL RUN HIM OVER!!

*gets up from bench* am leaving reita..

----reita still talking to him self over how to kill miyavi----

Ruki: *sigh*

Kai: HI! ruki!!

Ruki: Bye kai. *walks off toward soccor fields*

Kai: Hi reita!

Reita: what do you want dork..dont you see i do-- *wooden layered sushi box catches his eye*

"whats that dork" *points*

Kai: its my lunch my mommy packed meh. *sits* she made meh fried shrimp and peach buns. with juice *cutsey smile*

Reita: gimme it

Kai: but but... *PUPPY EYES* lets share <3

Reita: fine.. i guess.. *looks around anxious* (doesnt want any one to see him) *sits to share with kai*

*reita watches miyavi get feed by girls*

Reita: ITS wrong....ARGGHH *tears at peach bun*

*turns toward kai's face*

*spitting in his face*

"DO YOU SEE THAT! look at him enjoying it ! that should be me!

Kai: *wipes face with napkin ummm..well i guess

*turns around again*

"LOOK HE KNOWS AM WATCHING HIM! and LOOK DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!

Kai: ewww..*wipes face* i think you should let this go..reita.

*turns around again*

"WHY should I"

Kai: *scared* AHHHH! WHATCH OUT!! *covers*

Reita: HUH

*soccor ball falling from sky*

gotta leave off here dudes . what will reita do..? and whats with ruki? and will reita really run over miyavi??
~~(hey if theres a will theres a way! )~~ LOL [ if you see some funny typos just say so, i dont like revising X) ]
and kurage dontcha worry am totally working on that gackt and mana thingy XDD
*kISSES TO ALL*

JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL JROK "GETTING A GIRL!" ,[MIDDLE SCHOOL] part 2

2008-01-20T06:32:32Z

JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL JROK "GETTING A GIRL!" ,[MIDDLE SCHOOL]

Miyavi: ohhh you smelll sooo-------- *SHOVED OFF DESK*

miyavi stunned on floor

Reita: AHHHH JUST! STFU! !!!

Kai: *drops glasses* awwwww

Reita: YOU JUST WONT SHUT UP!! its always OHHH this SEXY THIS OHHH like----*punched*

*flips over kai's desk*

Kai: AHHHHH my homework

*rolls on to floor* *crushes kai's glasses*

KAI: AHHHH MY! GLASSES!!

reita: ahhhh *in pain* *gets up* *steps on kai's already broken glasses*

Kai: ;o;

Uruha: omg. *stops touching hair*

Teruki: guyz chill here.*shoved over desk*

Reita: AHHHH AM GONNA KIK YOUR ASS YOU FRIGGEN GAY! *jumps over kai and ruki's desk*

*lunges at miyavi*

*miyavi bites*

Kai: AHHH there killing each other ;o;

ruki: GO REITA!!!

Uruha: *looks outside door* TEACHER!!

*reita has miyavi pinned up to chalk board*

*punches in stomach and throws him over Mr.Fujimoto's desk

Miyavi: owww.. my armmm.. *numb*

Class runs to desks ------------

Mr.Fujimoto: good morning..class. today------- *stares at sparawled miyavi on desk

Miyavi: hii..*weak*

..........to be continued tommorrow *dying*

............................
SCHEDULE

1.Science
2.History
3.Music [elective]
4.Algebra
5.PE [physical education]
6.English
..............................

MUSIC CLASS- [ the missed chapter ]3rd period

Mr.Kisaki: now lets start from the first bars! *clears throught* *cough*

Ruki: *looks at piano sheets* *plays mary had a little lamb*

Miku: *breaks violin string* owwwie this suks

uruha: *plays flute*

Mr.kisaki: NO NO nooooo guyz cmon feel the vibes ..MARY loves!! her lamb express that love!!

Miyavi: *struggles in chair* how come i have to be tied up D; i wanna express! mary's love

..............................3rd period still [ home economics ]

Ms.Shinna: Now girls stir swiftly so theres no air bubbles left in the cupcake mix

Reita: *stirs violently*

--------other girls watch scared-------

kai: you should relax your shoulders reita *stirring*

Reita: shut up *specks of mix on his face & apron*

------door squeks open------

Miyavi: umm my classes were swithced..for reasons... *hands paper to teacher*

Ms. Shina: oh i see your Miyavi..hmmmm sit down..somewhere..

Reita: EWWW WHY YOU HERE!!

Miyavi: *sits next to reita* hmmm for disrepecting my peer's . *sigh* now am all alone...whatcha doing manly man

Reita: *splats cupcake mix on miyavi's face* opppppsssssss....*sarcasism* HAHAHA

Kai: guys stop...

Miyavi: *splats some on kai's face with his own batter*

Kai: ahhhh ewww..

Miyavi: ohhhh KEWL now we can lick each other!! 8DD

Reita: no dude.. *walks off in apron*

JROK MIDDLE SCHOOL→Miyavi ←

2008-01-12T06:10:08Z

~~JROK middle school~~

1st period [science] annoucements

Mr.fujimoto: *attendence* "Yutaka Uke"!

Kai: HERE! *raises hand*

" Kouyou Takashima"!

Uru: HERE *looks up*

Yuu Shiroyama!

Aoi: here. *goes back to writing*

Akira Suzuki!

silence......

Akira Suzuki!!

*doors opens*

Reita: HERE HERE *mumbles.chill old man* *slumps into chair*

Mr.Fujimoto: Detention Akira Suzuki

Reita: agggghhh grr *mini punches kai* its all your fault D<

Kai: owwiee whyyy ;o; i di----

*SCHOOL SPEAKERS*

Miyavi: EVERYONE NOW that am school president!

Principle: for one day MIYAVI

Miyavi: whatever. SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES! NOW >D or ILL KILL YOUR DOGS!

Kai: NUUU not chocobutt!!

principle: GET him OFF school SPEAKERS NOW!!

MIYAVI: NOOO *muffles* HURR--DO-IT!! *muffle*

Secretary: "and for lunch today we will be having chiken dumplings, thank you and have a good day"

*SPEAKERS OFF*

Reita: now that miyavi is president do i still have detention??!

Mr.Fujimoto: *in shock* HUH YES you still do!

Reita: damn *breaks kai's pencili*

3rd period [history]Testing time→

-----miku and ruki walks up to Miss.yuki's desk------

"Miss.Yuki ..ummm miyavi has been crossing the line latley.." -ruki

Miss Yuki: *looks up from grading* how is that boys ?

Miku: disrepectful things *shaky*...

Miss.Yuki: like what boys?? *getting impatient*

Ruki: um----

Reita: *inturrpts* HE'S GAY! *staples test* here I failed *turns in scribbled test*

________________________________ 4th period [algebra]Testing←

Ruki: *testing*

Miyavi:*runs pencil down ruki's back* "ooooOOOhhh ruki yourrr soooo smeeexyyy"

Ruki: *sweatdrops*

Miyavi: "you cantttt resi----*cutoff*

Reita: Shut UP! you friggen gay! *gets up from seat* *turns in test* *staples test* here I failed .

___________________________________Miyavi sent to Counselor____________________
------white little room with "say no to drug" posters"--------------------

Counselor: so miyavi, tell me what do you do on your spare time ?

Miyavi: hmmmmmm manly stuff *shrugs*

Counselor: Oh really, your friends tell me you do :"THINGS": that feels wrong to them.

Miyavi: hmmmm in a manly way *smiles*

__________________________________5th period [P.E physical education]

Mr.Matasuma: 8 MINS LEFT!!! RUN!!

Kai: *huffing* *jogging real slow*

Reita: *walking* MOve KAI!! *shoves past jogging kai*

Urusan: *running*

Mr.Matasuma: GOOD JOB Kouyou Takashima!!

Urusan: *steady pace*

*miku.terruki.jun.ruki sprint in front*

Urusan: (are they racing?? or something)

Miyavi: WHOOOAA URU YOU LOOK GOOD iN SHORTs! IT TURNS MEH ON!!

Urusan: *SPRINTS*

Miyavi: *runs after* HEY!!!! WAIT UP! SEXY!

-------------class running all away-----------

Miyavi: WHOAAA RUKI SLOW DOWN BABY! ewww KAI! WEAR PAnTS! *runs past*

Kai: HUH !

Reita: *trips running dork miyavi*

Miyavi: *face first on floor* OWWWW what YOU DO THAT FOR!! LOOK they got AWAY!!

Reita: THATS FOR DETENTION! DORK *walks off*

MR. Matasuma: REITA!! 4 MORE LAPS!

Reita: UGHHHH! *kicks dirt*

_______________________________6th period [english] (reading your essay)

Miku: and thats what i love about nyappy, i would marry her but my mom said no.
thank you *bows* *returns to seat*

Ms.suzuki: okay reita your up

reita: i didnt do it *looks up from paper*

Ms. Suzuki: reita what happened this time? *fedup*

Reita: miyavi ate it *still drawing*

Ms.Suzuki: is that true miyavi.. *plays along*

Miyavi: i guess *shrugs*

Ms. Suzuki: ughhh *headache* next!

Miayvi: *gets up to the front of the class*

"uhmmm my essay is about the ruki" when i---

Ms.Suzuki: F miayvi sit down.

NEXT TIME< we never saw 2nd period music class (whats is it all about) & THE VALENTINE dance is coming soon who will date who ?! >D that should be fun! to see (who will be rejected and who will just be lucky with the ladies or....boys<3) (sorry to kurgane who wanted to see mana and gackt action, ill start on that someday >D) KISSESXOXO

!HAPPY♥ NEW ♥ YEAR!!

2008-01-01T09:43:26Z

→CHECK OUT WHAT BOUPONPON! made meh =3→
STEAL it i cant blame joo >//< just credit her XDDD

♥♥NYAPPY NEW YEAR!!♥

→「SNAP」 *lol gotcha *

So as you can all see am back earlier than expected XDD, but who said I could stay away from writing its almost impossible! *hugs you all* am wishing you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR! so its kinda like 1am right now! *fainting* ........
so this is my new year resolution !

1. dye hair new color (so am no longer bou's clone)
2. totally shock public school with Gaze Rock
3. umm let kedo die X)
4. graduate bou with sweet lolita dress! <3
5. graduate this year of 2008
6. never change my style at college ~~(no matter what teachers might say)~~
7. let Miyavi comes back to LA. or THE GAZETTE <333
8. learn how to use adobe cs2
9. get cs2 XDD
10. get better at marker and paint
11. GET BOU to start drawing doujinshis !! ..well I guess I have to storyboard first huh
12. happiness for another year ! (to all of my friends too)

~~am super sleppy so if you see typos tale pity will joo~~

so the clone thing is cuz my shinya hair needs to be blonde D= my hair right now is SUPER short like bou's but with
2 long tails T^T and all my blonde is gone because all of it was at the tips (exactly where Natalie had to cut for more layers)
i still love her but WHY! ohh wellll *skips off* I look emo right now with my blondie gone so i will dye this week *DETERMINED*
and become Shinya >D XDD well somewhat.

Any how I shall plan to post later this week pictures of my holiday with Bouponpon and stinky kedo! XD
tommorrow I will leave to the snowy mountains! and make a snowman! X) then snowball sum kids, while bouponpon
cries over wanting a membership to gazette's blog in the snow (HAHA stalker) 500 yen just to see what old man kai writes blahhhh. LOL.

~~am not really drunk I just like the icon or am I ?~~

I give thanks for this year of finding great friends you know who you guyz are! ♥

"THE FASHION LOOK BOOK"

2007-11-10T05:05:16Z

this book is awesome so i just had to scan it and post it to show everyone >D

doesn't say much about them only dat they collect hello kitty and
sum evil bunny collectibles either way there both NYAPPY 8DD

Hatsu and Saya are obviously visual kei fans both loving their music
Saya on the left shows off her NANA chain lock, and loves her manga ;D

Look at the shibuya group 8DD but really these girls aren't
shopping for sum expensive brands but are checking out
some cheapo shops , while munching on harajuku's famous crepes.
YUMMY *___*

Ao on the left is totally showing off her devotion to Dir En Grey
as cosplaying as Kyo *ROWR*ROWR anyone ;D while her friend Pen on the right
is totally dressing like she always does. casually (i wub her blue hair)

Hayato has a shibuya look feel to him, for a 21 hairdresser he spends
a whole lot of money on his clothes. Gucci and D&G collections. O__O wow

:D now this is how i imagine joo guys in moky's cafe.(but more colorful
and no kitty bell) Ruko here works at a maid cafe where she refers to her
customers as "my dearest master" 8DD i should make joo guyz do dat. j.k

this dude looks like my dad only younger and skinny.D= kinda.without wrinkles
XDDDD anywaz this the GLAD NEWS shop for hip hop lovers and even sum rock
influences can pull the look off .nice shoes.=D* looking at the bottom corner*

To shop here is a dream at 109 shibuya this is where most of the designers
have gotten into the fashion world by working at 109 boutiques and looking
their very best flawlessly but thats not all they did to become well know fashion
designers they also gave fashion advise to customers becoming popular among
shoppers. its that easy.

well thats all i could scan before i broke bouponpon's scanner.*looks at scanner* lets hope its not.X)

"RUKI AND KAI INTERVIEW"[actual gif]

2007-11-01T04:36:36Z

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

RUKI X KAI INTERVIEW

[READ FAST]

"KINDERGARDEN JROK" mini thought

2007-10-21T04:26:21Z

JROK KINDERGARDEN

this awesome mini thought came to meh when meh and bou were locked up in our room witout computers
beacuse of orbishy mom. so i decided to tell a story then bou asked "MAKE FUN OF KYO >D" and i was like .."okay >D *noobs really thinks"
so all o0f a syudden this awesome idea came up ! >=D about how kyo and the rest of them really were back when they were like! only 4 yeasrs old.
                                      _____________warning___________
                               this mini thought main contain offensive remarks toward
                               the following peeps [jun.kyo.ruki.kai.aoi.uruha.miku.kanon
                               .bou.teruki(ratface).mana.miyavi.reita.billy]

*kindergarden back when are little sex gods were only 4 years old and eating glue*

MISS YUI:class settle down shall we D=

*class in chaos jumping up and down playing*

MISS YUI: Kids D= lets all play the quiet game

*paper airplane hits her shoulder*

MISS YUI: ow D=

REITACHAN: YAA =D i get ten points!
KAICHAN: ohh let meh try =)

MISS YUI: kids kids .kids settle down ..pl--*paperplane hits her knee*

REITA: nice try D= dork..you throw--*cut off*

MISS YUI: REITA SHUT UP, AND TAKE THAT TOLIT PAPER OFF YOUR NOSE!! KAI SIT DOWN, MIYAVI STOP THAT UNHOLYTHING, MIKU TAKE YOUR FINGER OUT
OF THERE! ITS NANSTY D< AND KYO STOP CHEWING THE CHAIRS! AND FOR THE DAMN REST OF YOU ZIP IT
AND SIT DOWN ON THE DAMN FLOOR! D<

.................class remarkably quiet...................................

KAICHAN: aa....a....ACHOOOO
RUKI: ewww he got his boggys on meh..D=

MISS YUI: DAMN IT KAI U WANNA BE A LITTLE BOGGER THUG DO IT FACING THE WALL! D< *points at a corner in the room*

KAICHAN: *sadly walks to corner* *cries in corner*

MISS YUI: ANYONE ELSE WANNA JOIN HIM D<!

..................class silence.........................*fart*

class: ewwwwwwwwwwwww

MISS YUI: AHHH I HATE KIDS! D< *covers nose* RESSES TIME!! D< GET OUT ALL OF YOU! SHOO shooo *chases kids out with geisha fan and febrezze*

*kids run outside screaming from febrezze*

.....................outside ................................
RUKI: AHHH my eyesss *slams into tree* UFF.

REITA: XD HAHA LOSER! *runs off with soccor ball*
MIKU: I WANNA PLAY! =D
JUN: MEH TOO =D
RATFACE: MEH THIRD!

MIYAVI: ohh soccor i wanna play too >=D

REITA: ummm..okay i guess. *kicks soccor ball in air*

*headbangs off ruki's head*

*ball bounces toward urusan and kai ( who are making flower necklaces, and kyo who is eating them)
URUSAN: HEY D=< watch it HMP

*miku runs with it, passes off to reita*
RATFACE : PASS REITACHAN! =DD

*reita passes to jun*
JUN: AHH not meh.!! *closes eyes*

*miyavi jumps jun from the back*
JUN: AHHH GET IT OFF OF MEH!
*miyavi humps jun*

JUN: EWWW GET AWAY!! *eacapes*
*the rest run off with soccor ball too*

MIYAVI: u cant resist forever 8DDD

-----------------------------------------------------MISS YUI: SNACK TIME!! KIDS!! *places tray of red punch on picnic table outside*
CLASS: YAAAAAA!!! I8DDD *charge toward punch*

*miss yui runs off inside classroom*

KAI: yummy..=)
URUSAN: tatses like apple! =)
KYO: *eats cup* GGrggrrrgg

REITA: *pours juice on head* YAAA LOOK AM SWEATING BLOOD!! YAAAAA >=D *shakes head*
JUN: ewww

REITA: *runs off with soccor ball* YAAAAAAAAA!!

............and now bees chase him......................
REITA: AHHHHH get away!!! D= *runs like crazy*

RUKI: plays on pole* LOOKY 8D AM A FIREMAN LIKE ON TV!

-------MISS.YUI walks outside to check on things--------
MISS YUI:*sees reita running away from bees like crazy* also sees ruki striping on pole* RUKI STOP THAT YOUR NOT MIYAVI! OKAY NOW WHO THREW PUNCH AT REITA! D<
.......................silence.........................*ruki stops =W=
MISS YUI: NOBODY GONNA SPEAK UP. HUH ......WAS IT YOU KAI! HUH HUH !

KAI: *scared* *squeks* no..

*reita hits tree*
MIYAVI: ILL GO HELP HIM! 8DD *runs to hump reita*

MISS YUI: *chases after miyavi* NOO MIYAVI GET OFF OF HIM!! D<

.........................11:00am........

MISS YUI: FINALLY 8D U ALL GO HOME!

*class were forced to play with playdough quietly*

*kids wait outside for parents*
REITA:SISSY!!! *runs to older sister*
SISTER: eww why are u covered in sticky stuff. and take that tolit paper off your nose u look dumb )<
REITA: NUU..*runs off in front*

KAI: GRANNY!! *runs to hug old lady* *clings to granny's skirt*

RUKI: MOMMY!! *runs to mom* 8D guess what mommy i went blind and hit a tree then BAM! a ball hit meh from heaven and i also drank juice, and peed my pants and nobody noticed 8DD *keeps talking*
MOM: aha..dats nice darling =)

KYO: *runs to mom* *with paper in his mouth*
MOM: KYO D= DONT EAT PAPER! ur not a little monster !! *takes paper away*
KYO: ROWR! *starts chewing on momy's skirt*
MOM: KYO! D= *puts kid leash around kyo*

MISS.YUI: *smoking* i suggest u sell him.
KYO's MOM: nobody wants him. *tightens leash* THERE kyo darling run off =D
KYO: ROWR!! *chases other kids and parents* *BUT has limits over leash* GRRR ROWR!!
KIDS : ahhhhhhhh *run from growling kyo*

KYO's MOM: cmon kyo..*tugs leash*

KAI: AHH granny he ate my paper airplane
GRANNY: thats because your slow kaichan *wise words*
KAI: *scared* watches kyo growl away*

MIYAVI: BYE!! RUKI!! *slaps ruki's ass
RUKI: D8 *feels molested*

...............................end of mini thought

"ITS HER DAY"

2007-10-20T05:04:28Z

"ITS HER DAY"

...............................................

BOU: *claps* DATS AWSOME BLONDIE!!
NESSY: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!WOW
RAY: pshh i could better.

KAI: STFU RAY AND YAAA!! AM THE BEST HUH!!
BOU: PLUS BLONDIE!

SAKURA: GUYZ THE BRIDE IS COMING TO PERSONLLY PICK UP HER CAKE! lets
hope she aproves..

............................................

MISA: SAKURAAA!! SHES HERE!! THE BISH IS HERE!!..D=
SAKURA: ALREADY!! D= NU WAY!!
KAI: damn she ish evil >__>;;
BLONDIE: I LOVE WEDDINGS!!
BOU: 8DDD OMG. YAAAY LETS THROW IT IN HER FACE >D

MISA: SHE IS ENTERING!! D=
BOU:*runs up to kai* IF YOU BLOW THIS FOR ALL OF US! I WILL NEVER GET MY RAISE! *cries*
KAI: *feels preasured*
BLONDIE: *feels no preasure*

BOU: D< i need coffee too much preasure
NESSY: bou.why dont you just sip some tea.? ^^
BOU: umm...like a tea latte
NESSY: no just tea.
BOU: ewwww..*preparing coffee* i dont like leaves
NESSY: but--

*counter table bell rings*

*everyone pushes bou out of kitchen*

BOU: OHH not kewl assholes D<
KAI: *watching from kitchen* (X

........at counter...........
BRIDE: so wheres my cake?!. hmmmm.where.
BOU: miss u mind holding on..like chill while are slow poke baker and her blonde sidekick put your cake on a stand
BRIDE: WELL didnt i say i was going to give you 5 HOURS TO FINSH MY CAKE! SO THIS ISNT MY FAULT YOUR JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM TRYING TO RUIN MY MY!!MY!! DAY! I WILL BE TREATED SPECIALLY! AFTER ALL--

BOU:*turns around sips decafe coffe* *BOU'S THOUGHTS AT THIS VERY MOMENT*

1. should i drink more coffe and chill till kaiponpon comes or...

2. THROW burning coffe on her face and totally quit marry ruki and live happily ever after =D

         *evil grin*
                      *turn around*

KAI: *opens little window* HEY I SAW DAT! D< DRINK your coffe and chill
BOU: darn D=<

BRIDE: *has been yelling* YOUR JUST LIKE MY MOM, ITS ALWAYS BLAH BLAH THIS! AND--

----------------kai and blondie walk out of kitchen with 5 layer stand cake---------------------------

              ---------------place cake on glass counter--------------------

KAI: >__>;;

BLONDIE: *brillent white smile*

BRIDE...its...ittss................its.....BEATIFUL!! *_____*

KAI: *FAINT*

BLONDIE: oh my *looks at fainted kai on floor*

BOU: so will be paying my raise--cough -cough the cake with credit or cash

BRIDE: no i want it free *___*
BOU: AHA. credit it will be 8D

BRIDE: *pouts* fine here..*opens diamond set handbag* *hands over credit card*
BOU:*slides credit card* ¥1000 *sings* all mineee lalala, okay now u mind signing right here MR.Hiragazaw

BRIDE: sure 8D *signs reciept*
BLONDIE: *whispers to bou* umm u know dats not her card right =)
BOU: ya i know *shrugs* so am getting my raise 8DD and someone is paying
BLONDIE: *shakes head* poor husband..U_.

BRIDE: can i get this cake delivered ? 8D
BOU: *turns to fai* can we do that >__>
BLONDIE: its not in my contract ..?!
BOU: *turns* to bride* NOPE 8D but we can box it (=<
BRIDE: done . blondie mind taking my cake outside to my limo *flirty*
BLONDIE: why not lovely its your day *flirty back*

BOU: OHHhh..*kik* *kik* KAI KAI KAI! 8D wake up KAI!
KAI: whaa. *still on floor*
BOU: there stealing your man >8DD DO SOMETHING!
KAI: D=< dats it pshhh.*falls bak to sleep on floor*

...............................................

8:00

KAI: *yawn* what a day...U__U
BOU: WE NEED MORE STRAW BERRY CAKE!
BLONDIE: GOT IT!! *skips around kai* wakeee up kaichannn *SINGS*
KAI: *buries face in dough * stfu
BLONDIE: u know u love meh.

VRRROOOOMM..ROoooooommm.

KAI: WHAA what was dat O__O
BLONDIE: sounds like some motor?! =D

* BOU RUNS IN KITCHEN*

BOU: KAI .BLONDIE!!! MOVE *runs out to back door*

*KAI and BLONDIE FOLLOW* *MORE WAITERS RUN INTO KITCHEN TO FOLLOW*

.........SAKURA: u guyz like 8DD

KAI: WOW!!! STFU! A PINK! MOTORCYLCE!!! >8DD

BOU: KEWL!! >=D

BLONDIE: *whistles* nice

NESSY: *__* *speechless*

SAKURA: SO WHO IS NOW DELIVERING 8DD

BOU: OH MEH MEH!!
KAI: NUU she wil most likey crash and burn it D=< use ur stolen bike
BOU: nuu. *POUTS* D<
NESSY: how bout fai ^^
KAI: HOW BOUT MEH!

WHO WILL I CHOSE TO RIDE THIS MOTORCYCLE ?!! and crash it >D most likely not bou but hey who will ever know ?! >=D

"SPEED IT UP WOMAN"

2007-10-15T04:49:43Z

"SPEED IT UP WOMAN"

DEDICATION: to BOUPONPONand doing all my moods and her making meh post early this week.
*sigh* DAMN LJ erased my first draft but hey i did it 8DD sleppy and cranky but here
ANYWAZ i must say this:"BOUPONPON IS AN AWSOME PERSON"..and sure she did my icons but i gave her an interview with kai and ruki dat is funny as hell wit all those faces he makes what a dork.anywaz here is ur story my friends.

LAST TIME>>>>>

BOU: *piks up* Ohayou Goziamasu !MOKY CAFE HOW CAN WE HELP JOO! 8D aha....i see *nods head*..whaaaa..AM I BEING PUNKED! D8 ohhh noo okay...suree i guess..can i get a number. *writes down* SURE!! OKAY BYE BYE!
.....................................................................................
8:15

BOU: WELL WHAT U GUYZ STANDING there for.! D< MOVE!
KAI&SAKURA&NESSY: whAT WHY?! WAS IT ASHTON KUCHEE!?!

BOU: *throws pink bike into kitchen* NU. IT WAS A HUGE ORDER!! AND I NEVER GET PUNKED..anywaz
IT WAS SUM GURL SHE WANTS A WEDDING! cuz the other shitty bakery failed making her cake! so
now its our chance D=< TO KIK ASS AND GET MEH A RAISE!! >D

KAI: pshhh more like meh. am the one cooking *mumbles* all day and night it never stops D=
SAKURA: when is the wedding bou?
BOU:in 5 hours.5 layer heart shaped cake plus ,she also wants no nuts and whites only *reading notpad* yaa..she was pretty picky D=
KAI: WHAAA 5 HOURS! NU WAY! I CANT DO DAT!D<
BOU: YESH WAY!
RAY: *comes out from bathroom* whats happening guyz.
KAI: *ignores ray* HMP FINE ILL DO IT! BUT get ur stolen bike OUT OF MY KITCHEN! *marches in kitchen determined* MOVE RAY *pushes ray down*

BOU: WAIT!! let meh get my STOLEN bike!! *runs after kai* MOVE DUMBASS* kiks ray on floor*

RAY: ughhh..what ray hate day again..*on floor*

9:30..........................................

BOU: *serving coffee* DUDE is KAI FINSHED!
nessy: *checks through little window* nuu she ish fighting wit the dough again..U_U i think we should help
BOU: ya right look at all these peeps..how did i become so popular so fast 8DD
NESSY: u mean the cafe bou ^^
BOU: nuu i mean MEH =D

(the truth of moky's cafe popularity growing is the awesome sweet lolita hot spot BUT cuz of blogs claiming aoi like to eat at moky's cafe)

BOU: *skips off to DJ table* WHOAAAA LETS GET SUM SEXY RUKI's VOICE IN HERE>D

NESSY: *sigh* i wonder when he will come bak..hmmm------------*SPLAT* *dough hits coffe machine*
KAI: AHHHHHHHHH!! D<
NESSY:*quietly shuts little window*
BOU: *RUNS BAK* HEY D< who hit my baby D= *rubs off dough *

SLAM!________________
KAI: *comes out in stained apron* I QUIT D< I CANT DO THIS ON MY OWN!*throws dough at wall 1inch away from bou's head*

BOU:HEY! D= !WAIT! 8DDDDD OMR SHE FINNALY LEAVING!
KAI: HMP.
NESSY: KAI NUU u are the main baker and the best dough puncher ever! ;O; dont leave!

SAKURA: why isnt there any moving working people here.D=

BOU: *points at powdered kai* KAI QUITING! D=
SAKURA: KAI NOO! U CANT! u have your first wedding cake do today!!
KAI: YAAA I KNOW but iam cooking for the cafe and making a wedding cake! on the CLOCK! my HEAD IS THROBBING!
SAKURA: we can fix this!! ill make a call and u just make the dough! *runs off in hurry*

BOU: ohhhh i wonder how 8DD

...........................10:00pm
KAI:*sitting on metal table in kitchen*...golly its getting late.>__>
BOU: HEY! RAY! MOVE FASTER! damn loser keeps scaring away customers wit his fugly face.
NESSY: *gasps*..O__O
BOU: WOW!! O__O

LOLITA GURLS: omr.omu.omk*giggles*

...................sakura slams into kitchen wit staranger..........*nessy and bou following*

SAKURA: nuu get bak to work shooo shoo *waves nessy and bou away*
BOU: damn D=
NESSY: awwwww..

SAKURA: TADA! LOOK KAI I GOT A NEW BAKER!! *points at blondie guy*
KAI: pretty boy can cook
SAKURA: *sweatdrop* well ya SO GET COOKING GUYZ U HAVE 3 HOURS! *runs out kitchen*
STRANGER: nuu prob *sings*
KAI: LETS DO THIS D=
STRANGER:8DDDD OKAY *has nu clue whats he has gotten into*

*bou and nessy peaking through window*

KAI: ARGGHhhh..*shuts little window*

..................................11:30
BOU: nuu fair i wanna be the baker D=
NESSY: meh too..D=
SAKURA: yaa meh too....now get bak to work.>_>
BOU: awww..*clings to nessy* nessyponpon shes being mean .__.
sakura: NUU AM NOT! this is ur job.
BOU: BUT I WANNA be wit blondie..
RAY: and i wanna be wit lisa.8DD
BOU: ewww *slaps ray over head*
RAY: *on floor crying holding head*
BOU: ummm..i wonder what kai is doing to da hawt blondie!?? D=

.............................................in kitchen..........
KAI: IS THE FROSTING READY! D<
BLONDIE: DONE 8D
KAI: ARE THE CAKES OUT OF THE PANS !
BLONDIE: DONE! 8D
KAI: SUGAR ROSES--
BLONDIE: DONE 8D
KAI: ummm..IS HIKASHI TUNED FOR PLAYING SAKU! >8D
BLONDIE:DONEE *sings* 8D
KAI: lair..
BLONDIE: would i ever lie to you.*winks*
KAI: maybee..*stares*..WHATEVER LETS GET DECORTATING STRANGER I DONT KNOW! D< *determined*
BLONDIE: wouldnt u like to know my name insted.
KAI:NO *turns to cake*
BLONDIE: AHA tough cookie huh.. BEST BUDDIES IT IS THEN! 8DD
KAI:DUDE STFU...golly u talk and u talk.
BLONDIE: X)

......................................12:30pm

BOU: i wonder if there finshed *sipping coffe trembling*
NESSY: I WONDER TOO..hmmm..*tries to take coffe away from bou*
BOU: rooowrrrr..grrr
NESSY: *baks away* ^^ keep it then but ur becoming an ad--

KITCHEN DOOR SLAMS!...........

KAI: I DID IT!!!!! >8DDDDDDD ohh and blondie helped.
BLONDIE: YAAAAA WE DID IT!! 8DDD

BOU: *claps* DATS AWSOME BLONDIE!!
NESSY: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!WOW
RAY: pshh i could better.

KAI: STFU RAY AND YAAA!! AM THE BEST HUH!!
BOU: PLUS BLONDIE!

SAKURA: GUYZ THE BRIDE IS COMING TO PERSONLLY PICK UP HER CAKE! lets hope she aproves..

NARROTR: WILL THE BISHY BRIDE APROVE OR WILL KAI'S AND BLONDIES' WORK BE REJECTED BY BRIDEZILLA AND WHY ISNT RAY FRIED YET..WHY ?!

"GET DAT PUNK"

2007-10-11T06:07:27Z

"GET DAT PUNK!"

before i add this next installment i would like to thank my BEST FREINDS FOR WISHING meh the best birthday i could ever want .i got kisses and hugs and shampoos for my blonde hair. and FLOWERS..not cherry blossoms .though..BUT THERE STILL PRETTY! I ALSO got to eat cake and raw fishy marinted in lemon juice and chilli ! 8DD i LOVED MY DEDICATION KAI! PLUS MY COMMENT FROM NESSY on MYSPACE
MUHHHHHAAAAA TO JOO ALL NOW ENJOY!!

UPhhff..*kai falls to floor*
5 LAYER CAKE on edge of metal table

...........................................

KAI: NUUUUUuuuuu *slow motion* *dives*
BOU: HAHAHAHAHAH *slow motion*
MISA:OHHHH NOSEEEE..*slow motion too*

RAY: soooorriiii ...*slow motion* (this wont had happened if he had worn his glasses)

NESSYPUU walks in kitchen.

DRAMATIC MOMENT...*kai dives to save 5 layer cake* *bou laughing* *ray useless*
............................................
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.......................
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.......
*SMASH*....KAI: on floorwit smashed cake*

BOU: ITS RAY FAULT!! >8DD *points at blind ray*
KAI: YOU! MOTHER FUCKER! ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU BETTER START RUNNING BECAUSE IM GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASS
RAY: who said dat.?? ..i didntt meean too..*stumbles over words*
BOU: LETS KILL HIM!!8DDD
NESSY: BOU! O_O
BOU: ummm okay LETS KIK HIS BLIND ASS!!

NESSY: *shakes head*

KAI: THE HELL I WILL!!
RAY: wait guys give me time to run *puts hands out for protection* *hits wall* HOLD ON..let meh find the door *feeling walls*

RAY: *turns around* nuu am not running away ...kai forgive.-----*KAI SMASHES CAKE ON RAY's FACE*
KAI: TAKE DAT U BLIND BASTARD!! *SMEARS CAKE ON RAY*
BOU: OHHH MY TURN!! *THROWS CAKE ON RAY TOO*
BOU: CMON NESSYPUU!!
NESSY: >___> *closes eyes* *THROWS CAKE*

*HITS KAIPONPON*

KAI: HEY!! NOT MEH!! *THROWS BAK*
BOU: *keeps throwing cake on ray while nessy and kai go at it* 8DDDD *starts kiking ray*
KAI&NESSY: AHHHHH!!!U STOP!! NUU JOO!! *SMASH* *SQUIRT FROSTING*

......................door opens .........................

SAKURA: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA O_____________O WHAT DA HELL IS GOING ON!!
MISA: u see i told joo. they totally went crazy.
SAKURA: *looks at cake frosting smeared waiters* OMU..THE CAKE!! ITS DUE IN A FEW HOURS!!

RAY: *gets up from floor* hellllppp mmehhh *weak*
BOU: ITS ALL BLINDY's FAULT!!
RAY: NUU i said sorri..and i got attacked..U__U

SAKURA: well who is gonna fix this?!
BOU: *looks away*
MISA: *leaves*
NESSY: NOT ME! D=
KAI: NUU WAY!! D<
......................

4:00pm

BOU: *sipping coffee* its awesome huh.. kaiponpon
KAI: YEP X) *sip rokstar coffe*
BOU: look at blindy work....and bake 8DDDD

9:30pm

BOU: WHOOO SEE U GUYZ TOMMOROW!! *runs out cafe*
KAI: YAAAAA WHAT SHE SAID!!!
NESSY: walks out ..BYE BYE!! SAKURA!!
SAKURA: BYE GUYZ!! *watches bou and kai fight through door*

*WAITERS LEAVE FOR THE DAY* even blind ray*

------------------------------------------------------------NEXT DAY 10-10-07

NESSY: happy BIRTHDAY!! SAKURA!!! *hugs*
SLEPPY SAKURA: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *hugs bak*
NESSY: here a got joo a present! 8D *hands kitty gift bag*
SAKURA: YAAAAAAAAAAAA! PRESENTS!

..........KAI- SLAMS- DOOR-

KAI: SAKURA!!!!!!!!! HAPPPPPY BIRRTHDAY!!!! GUESS WHAT I MADE JOO!!!--
BOU: *RING RING* *RIDES PINK BIKE INTO CAFE* WHATCHA GUYZ THINK!! 8DDDD

SAKURA: DONT LEAVE SKID MARKS ON THE FLOOR FOOL!! D=
BOU: pshhh..NUU LOOK AT MY!! BIKE!! *RIDES BIKE OVER KAI' FEET*
KAI: *dodges* HEY WHATCH IT!! D<
BOU: *RING RING*

..................RANDOM KID ON STREET " GIMME BAK MY BIKE!! U DUMB GURL!!"

KAI: u stole a bike from sum kid ...

BOU: pshhh who said its his..anywaz it was all left there on the street ..*plays wit bells* *RING*
KID: " HEY!!! LET MEH IN!!! D<!! I WANT MY BIKE BAK!
BOU: damn punk.. U NEVER SAW MEH!! *rides into kitchen* *RING RING RING*

KAI: when will she quit? ..ANYWAZ!!! I MADE A SONG!! FOR JOO SAKURA!! WANNA HEAR IT!!

SAKURA: YAAAAAAAA!! LETS HEAR IT!!

KAI: *takes hikashi off bak* PLUGS INTO CAFE AMPS*

HAPPPPPPPYYY BIRRRTHADAY!!!!! SAKU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!! YA YA YA YA!!
*head bang*
...................GUITAR SOLO......
HEAD BANG* HAPPPPPPYYY B-DAY!!!! U KIK ASSSSSS!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

HEAD BANGS MORE*

BOU: NOW BREAK HIKASHI!!!! >8DDDD
KAI: *stops* serious face* nuu dude.
SAKURA & NESSY: *CLAPS*

>>>>>>>>RAY walks in ....

RAY: hi guyzz..*tired from yeterday*

BOU: OHH NOW KIK RAY IN DA FACE!!!

*phone call*...*RINGGG RINNNG*

BOU: *piks up* Ohayou Goziamasu !MOKY CAFE HOW CAN WE HELP JOO! 8D aha....i see *nods head*..whaaaa..AM I BEING PUNKED! D8 ohhh noo okay...suree i guess..can i get a number. *writes down* SURE!! OKAY BYE BYE!

NEXT TIME WHAT IS THIS CALL FROM AND WHY! AND WHY IS BOU SO PANIKED!

MINI THOUGHT

2007-10-10T03:53:10Z

CAUTION! this mini COMEDEY may contain offended remarks to any of the folllowing
gazetto.ruki.kyo.reita.urusan.kai.gackt. so if you are easily offened (pshh losers)*COUGH*
i advise skipping this mini comedey

"WHAT THE GAZE ROK REALLY IS"

...........recording studio ( simply hanging out)..................
9:00am

URUSAN AND KAI playing video games PSPs
KAI: *mumbles* AHA!! almost got joo pikachu! 8DD
URU: *sweatdrops* NU WAY I WILL GET PIKACHU! >D
KAI: *starts pressing fatser and angrier*
URU: *does it faster

*REITA DOING PUSHUPS ON FLOOR*
REITA: 120.121.122 YAA FEEL THE BURN! 123! D<

RUKI: *carrying shopping bags to big for his head* GUYS I TOTALLY CAME BAK FROM SHOPPING i was like at that pirate store and they totally ripped me off for this belt i got and i was like pshh sister i can get dat next door AND THEY TOTALLY gave meh a disount.ARENT I GREAT!

REITA: whatever 120 .121
RUKI: pshh reita will u please stop. *mumbles* its not like they r getting bigger
REITA: 139 13- what U SAY! RUKI!
RUKI: *sigh* forget it "super reita" *sarcasim*

REITA: PROTIEN BREAK! D< *eats protien bar angerily* *DRINKS RED GATORADE AND THROWS OVER HAED* AHHHHH! X)
*continues wit workout*

*AOI COMES OUT SMOKING *
AOI: aghhh rita why r u covered in gatorade..<__<
REITA: DATS NOT GATORADE!! DATS MY BLOOD OF WORKING OUT SOO HARD!! D<
AOI: surrre..*puffs smoke rings*

AOI: ARGHH I HATE THIS STUDIO ITS SMELLS ..I DEMAND BETTER SERVICE THESE LIGHTS ARE HURTING MY EYES! *SMOKE PUFF*

KAI: *COUGING* AOI u mind.not smoking in my face..O__O
AOI: NUU I DONT MIND..* PUFFS SMOKE IN KAI's FACE*
KAI: *cant see where his pokemon is*
URU: YAAAAAAA! i CAUGHT PIKACHU! 8DD
KAI: NUU!! AOI !! *pouts* ITS OVER !! AM NUU LONGER POKEMON MASTER!! D8 REMATCH!
URU: OKAY!! 8DD

......two dorks go bak to game .........

AOI: gosh look at this hell hole i dont do my shimmy shake for this .D<
AOI: *burns out cigar on kai's head*
KAI *doesnt even feel it*
RUKI: i cant u stand u ALL!! AM GOING SHOPPING.hmp
REITA: 189 ---what he say AHHH i lost my count!!.....1,2.3..4.

KYO LIFE IF HE NEVER GOT FAMOUS
*sitting in mall with little red box*

KYO: HEY BABY!! LET MEH CLEAN UR SHOES!AND GET DAT NUMBER! ROWR ROWR!!
GURL: *walks fatser afraid he will bite her*
BLAK DUDE: DUDE ur scaring away the customers..we are here to clean shoes
WHITE DUDE: durrr
KYO: alright alright chill i got this *sees hawt guy walking by*
KYO: WHOOO SMEXY LET MEH CLEAN UR SHOES* WINKS*
SMEXY GUY: *scrared runs away* D=
KYO: U SEE AM SCARYING!! 8D *turns to blak guy* and pops blood pack* ROOOWWRR!!
BLAK GUY: LOSER...U_U
WHITE DUDE: *slaps kyo over head* CMON MAN!

GACKT LOVE DOCTOR!

RUKI: doctor he works out everyday. and he wont pay attention to me.
REITA: on floor *doing pushups* 299 300! 301..3..02
RUKI: U SEE DOCTOR!
REITA: PSHH AT LEAST AM NOT SUM SHOPPING ADDICT!
RUKI: *mubles* at least i look good*
REITA: WHAT U SAY! BETCH
RUKI: LOOK AT HIM DOCTOR HE IS WASTING AWAY! *points at push up reita*

........gackt turns around from in chair........

GACKT: umm what u say. i was busy looking at my S.E.X.Y self. *kisses self in mirror*
RUKI: nuu dats meh.
GACKT: EXCUSE meh my little short friend but thats meh
......REAITS stands up......
REITA: NOW FOR LUNGES!! 1.2.3..4..5..6.

GACKT AND RUKI STARE..
GACKT: *whispoer* ur right he has nu ass >__>......................BUT I DO! did u know i modeled.*MODEL POSE*
RUKI: OHH YA .*FEIRCE POSE*

AND THATS IT ( those 2 can go on forever)! HOPE U ENJOYED THIS MINI COMEDEY!!
MOKY CAFE TOMMOROW

WE ALL WERE NOOBS ONCE

2007-10-04T04:30:26Z

"WE ALL WERE NOOBS ONCE"

6:30am
BOU: why we here sooo eaarrlyyy..i was..i was dreaming of my rukiii..*lays head on wall*
*snoring*

SAKURA: *walks over bou* shezz *starts up the machines*

7.30............WORKERS START COMING IN......

BOU: *still snoring* *asleep next to coffee machine*
NESSY: *pokes bou* bouuuu bouuuu wake up bou..*poke*
BOU: rroowr roowr rukiiii..*sleep talking*

____________KAI SLAMS THROUGH DOOR______________
KAI: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! AM TOTALLY ON TIME GUYZ!!!! >8DD
.........workers in shock............
BOU:STFU (now awkae) golly who cares..
KAI: I CARE!! X)
BOU: *making coffe* now get making some dough woman *points at little window*
KAI: am watching joo >__> *takes coffe away*
BOU:NUU my babayy D<
KAI: HEHEH x)

8:01 AM .....................
BOU: *putting lock on little window*
KAI: D< WTF do u think ur doing D<<
SAKURA: BOU! NUU locking THE KAI'S LITTLE WINDOW!! *yells across bakery*
BOU: damn U__U
KAI: YAAA nuu locking my window! 8DD
BOU: *shuts little window* hehee >D

10:00am .....................

SAKURA:GUYZ!!! i would like to introduce some new lolita waiters to moky's !

........staff gathers around........*looks *
BOU: is it RUKI!!!
KAI: why would ruki work here <__<
BOU: why do u work here ..>DDD
KAI: ____EVIL EYES_____ u litt---
SAKURA: BOU!! KAI!! stfu...OKAY!! now bou u will be training the 2 noobs to serve and waiter.^__^
AND NOW UR NEW SWEET LOLITA WAITERS ARE!!..

_____peeps come out_____
MISA MISA and RAY!

BOU:EWW dickhole
KAI:EWW asshole
....in sync....O__O

BOU:MISA MISA!!! 8DDD *jumps on misa*
MISA:get off meh boob.
BOU: .___. i still love joo
MISA: ya ya just train meh.

SAKURA: OKAY BOU THERE ALLLL YOURS!! DO WHAT U WANT WIT THEM.^__^
BOU: MUHHHAHAH NOOBS!!! MY NOOBS!!
KAI: NUU FAIR i want to train noobs too!! D:
BOU:
SAKURA: am sure we will get more but for now ur enough at punching dough ^__. (watching bou)

................11:30am ...............BUSY BUSY BUSY.HOUR IN THE CAFE.........
BOU: HURRY UP RAY!!.*stomps*
MISA: why is he soo slow..-___-
BOU: who knows..*kiks door* CMON CHUBBY!!

....ray comes out ....
RAY: HOW DO I LOOK!!.8DDD
BOU: >___. why did u pik a small when ur not .
misa: durrrr
RAY: what r joo talking bout i look semxy.*models*
BOU: ur fired. >DD
misa: KEWL 8DD i passed

SAKURA: BOU.*pats ray's head* *whispers to bou* take it easy on himm he hasnt accepted it yet*
BOU: *rolls eyes* fine.D;

............KITCHEN.......................
KAI: pheww..*PUNCHes DOUGH*
......DIR EN GREY.....SAKU PLAYING oN SPEAKERS OF CAFE
KAI: AWESOME 8DDD *PUNCH* PUNCH*

...........bak to bou training noobs..........
BOU: okay this is the coffe machine *waves finger at ray nuu drinky coffe mr.pimple face* MY MACHINE..mineee
RAY: STFU BOU I HATE YOU!!
BOU: AWESOME!! 8DDD
RAY: pshhh..
BOU: OKAY NOW MAKE MEH A LATTE BEST ONE WINS!!
MISA: runs to cups *making latte*
RAY: walks to cups pshh whatever
....................................2mins

MISA: HERE!! TASTE BOOB!!
BOU: .__.
MISA: CMON.ROXY BOY
BOU: 8DDD okay *taste coffe* hmmmm eiiiiihmmmm U TOTALLY WIN!! 8DDD
MISA: YAAAAAAAA 8DDD and pimple face losesss!
RAY: HEY U HAVNET EVEN TRIED MINE!! YET! HERE *gives coffe to bou*
BOU: *takes cofee* i dont need too UR FIRED >8D *throws away coffe*
RAY: I HATE U!! golly is this BASH RAY DAY!! or something!! D<
BOU: *writing on calender* ;D would u look at that it is !!

..............BOU and KAI STAND OFF .......
eye to eye .( dont ask meh how they got like this)

KAI: DAMMIT BOU! U SHUT MY WINDOW ONE MORE TIME! AM GONNA SLAM JOO FACE INTO DOUGH! D<
BOU:............whatever *shrugs* *shuts little window*
MISA: >__> i think she ment it
BOU : suree she did..8DD
RAY: *wandering around* oww *hit wall* ......(lost glasses was trying to look smexy for the ladies)

SAKURA: BOU! MISA ! GET THE SECOND BATCH OF HUMMIBIRD CAKE OUT!!
BOU: ._. okay
MISA: this should be good.

2:00pm
BOU WALKS IN KITCHEN WIT MISA MISA..*hides begind misa misa.*
watch out she might jump meh....>___> *looks around*
*just hears dir en grey*

MISA: there the batch!! *skips to it*
BOU: KEWL 8DDD lets grab it GOO!! 8DDD

KAI: SO U CAME BAK HUH..mUHAHAH
BOU: where ish she..i dont see her
MISA: me neither..dude.
KAI: dudes am in bak of this wedding cake..

BOU & MISA: ohhhhh..

KAI: DO U LIKE IT I MADE IT WIT LOVE!!..for KYO*mumbles*.

UPhhff..*kai falls to floor*
5 LAYER CAKE on edge of metal table

NARROTOR: WHO WILL SAVE THE WEDING CAKE!!!!!!!
AND WHO PUSHED KAIPONPON!!! D<
NEXT TIME ON MOKY!

MISA MISA
STYLE: EMO LOVIN ROKSTAR
AGE: 19
HATES: BOOBS
LIKES: ROXY BOY AND KH

mokono2sweet @ 2007-09-27T20:38:00

2007-09-28T03:53:24Z

CHAPTER 2

" LETS DROP MORE COFFE AND MAYBE MEET SOMEONE"

.......LAST TIME........

nessyponpon: *DROPS PLATTER AGIAN* OOOooommmmUUUUU!!!..*in shock*
BOU: AGAIN!..
SAKURA: *WALL head bang*
NESSY: LOOK..*whisper*

.........AND NOW.............3:00pm

NESSY: itsss aaaoooi...omu..*whisper*
BOU:NUU WAY 8DD *jumps over counter*
SAKURA: HEY!!
KAI: guyz whats happening =D *looks through little window from inside kitchen*

*bou runs to "aoi" and gets in his face*

BOU: HI 8DD
"aoi": umm hi .__.
RANDOM GURL AT TABLE: HEY kiyokaso!!OVER HERE!!

"aoi": HEY GUYZ!! *runs off to friends
BOU: whaaa D8 he totally dissed meh

*bou walks bak to shoked nessy*

BOU: D8 dat bish isnt aoi.
NESSY: NUU WAY T__T
BOU: yesh way *sips latte*
NESSY: but he looks just like him ;__;

BOU: i know damn cosplayers they totally get ur hopes up..and then BAM in JOO FACE AM NOT AOI!!
*sips latte* suks huh nessyponpon?

KAI: HEY!! *peaks through mini window* GET TO WORK!!
BOU: *shuts mini window*

...............5:00pm.........

BOU: KAI!! KAI!! KAI!!
KAI: am right here! whatcha want..
BOU: get more cupcakes cooking women
KAI: stfu
BOU: *shuts little window again*

SAKURA: GUYZ GET MOVING *juggling dirty plates*..MOVE !!
BOU:CHILL HOMIE..ill go help decorate cupcakes *skips off*

....customers ready to order...........
SAKURA: OMU..NESSYPUU could you get that..
NESSY: *dodges through the choas* HERE!! *smile*
SAKURA: AWESOME *points at customer's table* ..*leaves to kitchen*

NESSY: HELLO ! are we ready to order *smile*
STRANGER : coffe dry please
NESSY: OKAY! *SMILE *skips off*

NESSY:ONE DRY COFFE BOU!!
BOU: D8 just dry yucky..who likes dat crap.
NESSY: *sweatdrop*
BOU: *LOOKS AROUND* AHA its dat fool wit big gucci sunglasses huh
NESSY: be nice bou *takes coffe from bou*

..........walks ......
....NESSY: here is ur coffe sir ..*spots huy come in* *GASP*
*COFFE DROPS* and nessy ...does..too.
STRAGER: *CATCHES NESSYPUU*
(8DD well looks like she didnt fall huh.

NESSY: *BLUSHY* AM SORRI THANK YOU ..UMM AM SOO--
STRANGER: its okay..looks like u saw someone.
NESSY: ya just ..huy *mumbles*
STRANGER: aha *raises eyebrow* *laughs*
NESSY: whats so funny..O__O
STARNGER: ur so cute and ..well cluzty..*smile*

.........................BACK IN REGISTER COUNTER..............

HUY: HEY!! anyone..
KAI: *comes out from kitchen* what u doing here asshole
HUY: cant i eat
BOU: HEY dickhole ish here!! 8DD
HUY: *mad* UFUF just gimme a cappacino, well ya
BOU: pshhh..*gets making cappachino* *sips from cup* *coughs in cup* HEHEE >8D *turns around* *gives to kaipuu*
KAI: *rings register* 576 yen
HUY: whaaa hmp..*takes out wallet* HERE
KAI: *rudely gives huy coffe* here asshole
HUY: PSHH *sips coffe* and leaves

BOU: MUAHHAHA *laughs in corner >8DDDD*
KAI: >___>;;

......................bak to the lovers........
stranger: hahaha really i never knew that..
nessy: REALLY! i totally did 8DD
strager: *phone rings* ohh excuse meh love well ypu
nessy: *BLUSH* sure..

>>>>
BOU: *watching* HEY!! D8 SHES TOTALLY!! ON BREAK!
KAI:*peaks through window* at least shes not sipping coffe all day X)
BOU: *shuts little window* *sips latte* hehehe
>>>>

stranger:aww i have to go work calls
NESSY: ohh too bad..
STRAnGER: i enjoyed talking with you darling, its nice
NESSY: *RED* ehhh really , i didnt even get ur coffe..*sweatdrops*
STRANGER: well u can make it up to meh ..
NESSY: really!! .how i---
STRANGER: *kisses nessy on check*
NESSY: *SCARLET RED* OMU
STRANGER: *tips down sunglasses * i hope i see you around
((BAM REAVELED AOI!!))))THE REAL ONE)))
NESSY: *speechless

STRANGER: *walks out*

......................................9:00PM
SAKURA: ALRIGHT YOUR ALL FREE
KAI:*RUNS OUT OF KITCHEN* YAAAAAAAA! BAI !!!
BOU: RUNS OUT BATHROOM* YAAAAAAAA!! LATERZ!!!

*fight to get out of door *
KAI: MOVE!!
BOU: NUU D<
---------------------

SAKURA: D=
NESSY: *HAPPY SIGH*..
SAKURA: why arent joo running out on me..?
NESSY: because i love this cafe ..*twirls around*
SAKURA: *tilts head on side* wow..

NARROTOR: AND THER YOU HAVE IT KIDS!!!!!!!
MOKY"S CAFE HAS BEEN VISTED BY THE ONLY AOI!
AND NUU ONES BURNED THE KITCHEN!!
OR TRIED TO KILL ANY GURL WANTING FALLOUT BOYZ!

NEXT TIME>!!!!! SHALL WE HAVE RUKI, JUN, SHOU, OR JUST NOBODY!

" LALA FIRST DAY OF WORK 8D"

2007-09-25T04:47:14Z

MOKY's CAFE & BAKERY

"LALALA FIRST DAY OF WORK!! AND COFFE 8D"

............SETTING.............
IN TOKYO JAPAN, 8:00

bou arrives to work in sweet lolita outfit<(this is mandatory if u work in my cafe)

bou: LIKE MY SHOES!! 8DD *shows offs shoes and skips away*

sakura: *sigh*

...........8:05
*bou comes out of bathroom*
.....................8:07
*bou plays wit itunes*

sakura: BOU!!get to work fool"!!

BOU:
..........................8:05
more waitress and servers come in <<but i totally dont see them

nessy: HEY GUYZ!! *waves happily* at meh and bou fighting
bou:NESSYPONPON!! *runs to her* NESSY NESSY *googly eyes* "LIKE MY SHOES"!!
sakura: walks away to check in workers

.....8:30........... cafe running perfectly........
8:32........bou drinks free juice out of machine.....
8:33........*nessy drops plater* becuase she "think" she saw AOI

bou: NUUUU. my lastest creations .(had decorated it earlier and was proud)
*falls to floor* wit smashed kake "WHY NESSYPOO"! * nessy still star struck*

9:30am...........

kaiponpon finnaly comes to work .....*walks in wit starbucks coffe*
Sakura: >__>
BOU:OOOoohhh kai ish in big trouble *sings* *drinking coffe in counter*
NESSY: takes away bou's coffee
BOU: nuu my baby..DDD8

kai: sorri dudes i totally was playing hikashi and BAM!! i totally came up wit this
kewl song dat i tabbed it !! >8DD*PROUD*

peeps stare

kai: what...

................12:30..........
BOU AT LAPTOP CONTROLLING MUSIC and checking Email (ON BREAK)
BOU: (bunny head microphone) "ANY REQUETS PEEPS" !
RANDOM CHIK: DIR EN GREY!!
BOU: >8DD OKAY!!
ANOTHER RANDOM CHIK: FALLOUT BOYS!! 8DD
BOU: D8< NUU!! get da hell out of my cafe !!
sakura: CHILL bou..*hands out for portection

BOU: NUU I WILL NOT CHILL!! D8<< *stands up* WHO WAS DA DIKHOLE FOR FAL---
NEsssy: *grabs bou from behind* "shhhhh"

..............2:00pm...............

KAI: *face looks white* ewwww..
BOU: whats wrong kaiponpon...
KAI: i hate sweets i hate the smell too..*wrinkles nose*
BOU:*eating kake* really 8DD
KAI: <____<

sakura: "KAI STAWBERRY KAKE AND CHOCOLATE LATTE TO TABLE 5"

KAI: *strats grabbing kake and making latte "ewww the smell"T__T soo nasty
BOU: hurry up kai! i need coffee!.8DDDDD
kai: *dizzy* *turns around* "bou i feel sick"
BOU: so move .__> i need cofee
KAI: BOU MOVE..!
BOU: *stomps* nuu D< i need my latte
KAI: *throws up*
BOU: EWWWWW..D= *runs to sakura* "KAIPONPON TOTALLY THREW UP ON MEH!! FIRE HER!!
*points at kaiponpon*

KAI: i didnt mean to..i just hate sweets ..

SAKURA..T__T kai ur now our baker
BOU: WHAA..D< look at my cute dress its full of puke!!
SAKURA: there ish a change in the backroom.. *sigh*

.................changes are made bou in clean outfit 8DD
and kai ish now in the kitchen punching dough to dir en grey songs 8DD*.............

nessyponpon: *DROPS PLATTER AGIAN* OOOooommmmUUUUU!!!..*in shock*
BOU: AGAIN!..
SAKURA: *WALL head bang*
NESSY: LOOK..*whisper*

*NARRATOR* DEEP DRAMATIC VOICE*

WHO IS NESSYPONPOON LOOKING AT!! AND WHY IS BOU FREELOADING!! AND WILL KAI MAKE IT AT AS A BAKER NEXT TIME ..................
ON MOKY'S CAFE.

mokono2sweet @ 2007-09-18T21:50:00

2007-09-19T04:53:01Z

               BOOBS..its a gurl thing

  海砂気:.<3:  I WANNA BE A DOOD

    ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  MEH TIOO!
       ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  XDDDDDDDDDDd
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  omu
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  i am happy to be a girl XD
   † .:海砂気:.<3:  Im not
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  meh too..i like my legs
  ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  every month i hate it x__x
       .:海砂気:.<3:  XDDDDDDD
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  XDDDDDDDD
   .:海砂気:.<3:  I hate being a girl.
    ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  why
    ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  haahahah boobs are the best
   .:海砂気:.<3:  Guys are just so cool
   .:海砂気:.<3:  and its almost impossible to be a cool girl
  ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  nuu its not
       ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  you are a cool girl!
]SAKURA. . . .XO:  YA KAIPONPON UR KEWL!!
   .:海砂気:.<3:  Really?
       ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  YESH accept joo boobs
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  of course  :
海砂気:.<3:  My boobs are small
    .:海砂気:.<3:  YAY FOR ME!
††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  haahahahahha
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  8DDDDDDD YA FOR BOOBS
††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  so small? XD
  .:海砂気:.<3:  Im still wearing an A cup. LMFAO!   (
]SAKURA. . . .XO:  whats small
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  wow
  ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  i have 75 B. i think its small
.:海砂気:.<3:  O______O
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  i have..a c
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  XDDDDDDDDD
  .:海砂気:.<3:  OH MY
   .:海砂気:.<3:  XDDD
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  it looks like C
     ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  its not good to have huge boobs XD poor back ^^
.:海砂気:.<3:  IM THE SMALLEST HERE!
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  HAHAHAHAH
††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  I AM SECOND
  ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  so kaiponpon..they will grow!!
       .:海砂気:.<3:  NO!
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  yeah for sure
  .:海砂気:.<3:  DDD8
]SAKURA. . . .XO:  WHY!!
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  D<
   .:海砂気:.<3:  I want them cut off
  ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  mine were growing since i was 16
  海砂気:.<3:  Mine are big enough to bounce everywhere

.:海砂気:.<3:  and they just get in the way
††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  omg XD

.:海砂気:.<3:  so i want to cut them off
  .:海砂気:.<3:  and give them to da needy
.:海砂気:.<3:  8D
    ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  thats cruel
   .:海砂気:.<3:  THATS GENEROUS
      ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  when you will have a boyfriend i swear you wish to have boobs
††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  without nobody will look at you
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  it would be strange   (
.:海砂気:.<3:  I dont care
   .:海砂気:.<3:  if i have a BF
.:海砂気:.<3:  i want him to like me
  .:海砂気:.<3:  not my boobs
  ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  well you will nit find such a boy ^^
     .:海砂気:.<3:  YES I WILL DD<
   .:海砂気:.<3:  And if i dont
   .:海砂気:.<3:  oh well
  ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  when you cut them off....
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  still tlking boobs guyz
      ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  kaiponopon ur cutting joos off D8<
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  she wants to XD
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO:for endless zeel r u gonna be aboy or gurl
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHH
.:海砂気:.<3:  AHAHAHA
   .:海砂気:.<3:  I have to be a girl T__T
     ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  well then u can be a smexy one

PART 2 YAOI

2007-09-19T04:49:55Z

PART TWO

YAOI NOOBS ROLE PLAY + BOOBS!☜♥☞
  ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ  †*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  well "uke" sounds cute
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  I AM UKE XDDD
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:   in your face kai-ponpon XDDDDD JK
  .:海砂気:.<3:  Wha? ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  hahahaahahah
  .:海砂気:.<3:  Uke is a stupid name
       .:海砂気:.<3:  reminds me of PUKE
  ]SAKURA. . . .XO:guyz ...  uke means
]SAKURA. . . .XO:  the guy dats gurly and sweet
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  seme is the domient one the mean one
  SAKURA. . . .XO:  so kai u can be SEME!
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO:  8DDDDDD
  :海砂気:.<3:  WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
   .:海砂気:.<3:  DDD8
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  i don't know
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  i think its pervy
   ]SAKURA. . . .XO: *CRIES*   they arent people they are just the attitudes..OKAY!

  .:海砂気:.<3:  OH MY FUCK
  ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  HAHAH
   .:海砂気:.<3:  UKE IS FUCKING GAY SEX
   .:海砂気:.<3:  THE BOTTOM DUDE
   .:海砂気:.<3:  SAKURA
   .:海砂気:.<3:  YOU
   ††*~*+*~* ηєѕѕуѕ:  HAHHAHAHAHA
   .:海砂気:.<3:  PERVY
( i totally got pwned by noobs XDD j.k )

ROLE PLAY TIME!

2007-09-19T04:39:01Z

PARENTS AND THERE RANDOM CRAP☜♥☞

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

i was watching one of my DVDs that came with one of my JROCK cds

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

And my grandma was all

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

"LOOK AT WHAT SHE LIKES."

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

And he was like

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

"So? Its just their look."

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

He said

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

"I think Asians are cool but you do know that they have little balls right?"

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

When he said that i was like

WHAT TO DO TO TELEMARKERTERS.8DDD
1.

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

they called and i was like

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

"*fake cry* MY BOYFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH ME!"

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

And the person was actually trying to comfort me
(8DDD priceless just priceless)

2.

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

they called

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

to sell us crap

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

and bou piked up..

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

and like she doesent like hanging up

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

so like i had to yell at her

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

saying

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

"BOU GO GET DA BABY!!" u bish

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

and the operaster, like i see ur busy
]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

i see ur busy

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

>___>;; and hung up

3 .:海砂気:.<3 says:

Hehe. Another time this dude called my mobile and was like "Is Frank there?" and i said "No he died." and the dude was like "Oh im sorry. Y_Y"

( be careful wit this one they may just ask for some one ALIVE <<<they are trained for this>>>

WHO FARTED??!! 8DDD

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

My grandma has embarassed me too. D8

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

Like..

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

We will be going to Wal Mart and one of my friends will be there..

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

and when she gets out of the car..

.:海砂気:.<3 says:

she will totally fart. D8

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

once my mom..

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

farted

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

and said

]SAKURA. . . .XOXO says:

"eww dat plant just farted"

Welcome to LiveJournal

2007-05-22T03:46:44Z

YES!! i totally figured this shitty thing out now i can post RPs wit
everyone i know dat will make u peeps laugh on how..someone can get marrued to urusan online..*winks* intersting huh..loves
iam gonna thank kai-ponpon 8DDD for helping meh figure this thing out AWESOME!! plus for nessy-ponpon telling meh bout dat upgrade..hehe
SO..now i must go back to finshing "SEX GOD"..ya dats right u like dat name huh..huh soon be patient my friends for all thoses story boards am gonna post XDDDD 8DDD i cant wait!!..first i want my loves to give meh some ideas!! just pick anyone !!! and whats their prombelm..
or ill just do one with kai-ponpon being a rockstar in my manga..
*shrugs* whatever hehehe.

BAI BAI.LOVES..XOOXO